Things I’ve Discovered With Age

Posted: 11/26/2021 in Humor
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  • The older I get, the more a turtleneck makes me look like a turtle.
  • Age is inversely proportional to my patience with idiots who still don’t believe in global warming.
  • Women can grow nose hair too.
  • Shrinkage applies to bladders as well as other body parts.
  • Regardless of how much we exercise, eventually our legs look better below the knee.
  • Acting my age doesn’t have to mean knitting afghans.
  • At a certain point, being called “ma’am” is no longer insulting.
  • It’s okay if my supervisor could chronologically be my granddaughter.
  • I don’t have to wear industrial underwear like my mother did.
  • This, too, shall pass – hopefully before I do.

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