If you’re not familiar with haiku, it’s a form of poetry that consists of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Here’re some about job interviews:
The manager asks
Did you used to be a blonde?
Illegal question
The phone interview –
I called the CEO Jane
“Uh, it’s Jim.” Oh crap.
Tough group interview
They fire questions at me
Don’t quit now, pit stick
Meeting with the boss
Focus on accomplishments
Ignore his foul breath
Maintain eye contact
Talk mutual benefits
Oops – looked at his crotch
Laurie Holman: Comedy Writer, Copywriter, Chocolate Connoisseur 
these are fabulous!
now i’m inspired to write one
how’s this:
sick of job websites
reinvention is a crock
shit i miss the nineties
I like it!!
I’ve been watching the IFC show Portlandia and they had a song about Portland, Oregon still being in the 90s.
I miss the 90s too, although it’s hard to imagine life without the internet. How did we do anything??